Ye jawani na milegi dubara

Chapter 1

HAhaha, kuch suna suna sa hai na, maine bhi jab suna apne apko bolte hue i was so impressed with myself. Maine apne apko bola: "Waah beta kya baat hai, tu to sachi mein talented nikla, Hahahaha, just ignore me, i keep praising myself (U know khud ki favourute types). Ha to ek din main apni ek friend se baat kar rahi thi aur as usual m naam bhool gayi movie ka aur achanak se maine ye naam bola. Meri frnd bolti "Abey oo, kause nashe m ho, kya bol rahi ho, Par naam acha hai, tabhi socha apne next blog isi naam pe likhungi par kya likhungi ye nahi socha tha, Jaise hum earings le lete hai ye soch k sath ki dress baad m kharid lenge waise hi kuch. 

Aajkal social media bhot boring sa ho gya hai, log kuch bhi likhte hai, kuch bhi post karte hai. Matlab adhi se zyada post same hoti hai aur wo bhi useless bhi. Aisa lagta hai puri duniya velli hai aur bas intazar karti hai ki koi news aaye aur usko bada bna de. Faltu ki behas, hazaro memes aur log bhot affect bhi ho rahe hai. Achanak se ab sabko chull machi hai kedarnath jane ki, sabko nibba aur nibbi k bare m likhna hai chahe khud aisa hi karte ho. Par chalo koi na, kuch na karne se kuch karna hi theek hai. Main to khud weird si ho gayi hu sara din memes dekhti rhti hu, unke screenshots leke status pe dalti rhti hu. Kabhi kabhi apne app se puchti hu, serioulsy?  Ek meme hai jo mujhe bhot fascinate karta hai, wo cool back banchers wala meme, a boy with Black topi, gold chain aur cigarette. Chahe jalani na aati ho, ya peete hue usko sari cigarette gila karde par cool to wai hai. 

Cool ki definition kya hai? pta nahi, i think it varies from person to person plus in same person also, it varies according to the age also. Mujhko yaad hai jab mai school m thi like first ya second class me tab jo bacha sabse fancy pencil box lata tha ya tiffin me maggie lata tha wo cool hota tha, cool kya studdd lga lo. Bande ka swag ki alag, pure tession me, ek class pehle ki khabar phail jati thi ki ye aaj lucnh m maggie laya hai aur fir jaise hi recesss honi aur class k sare bache usko gher k khade ho jate the, have it karle, please have it karle taki sab maggie kha sake. Mujhko 2Rs daily ki pocket money milti thi, aur maggie 5Rs ki,  appan ko bhi cool banna that to uske liye main apne 2.5 days ki pocket money save krke maggie leke jati thi taki sari class mere agee peeche ghume (attention ki bukhi, bachpan se hi ). Fir thode bade hue to class ka sabse cool bacha wai hota tha jo madam se na dare, kabhi padhe na, sare time cheating kare, mast wale perfume laga k aaye bas waisa hi jo aajkal ke memes m dikhate hai, full too barbad insan. 

Mujhko ye nahi samnaj aata ki sare memes me hamesha ek back bencher hota hai jo hamesha ulte jawab deta hai, bande ko class me kya padhaya ja raha hai ya kya chal rha hai uska koi hosh nahi, concepts itne clear ki bas kya hi btau, studd personality, cool u know aur fir wahi banda life me aage jake bada admi banta hai. Plus ek front bencher bhi hoti hai jo mam ki chamchi aur sara din padhne wali ladki jisse pure school ko umeed ho, sir me tel laga ke, choti bana ke, mota sa chshma pehen kar school aane wali jo hamesha mam ko yaad dilaye ki aaaj apne test conduct karna tha aur fir wo baad me house wife ban jati hai (sharma ji ke bete types). cliche u know. Koi beech wale bacho ki baat hi nahi karta, sara tension to unke sir pe hota hai, na to wo chamche ban paate aur na hi cool. Bechare teachers ko to unka naam yaad bhi nahi rahata. Ye wai log hai jo ghar pe sharma ji ke bete ki wajah se daat khate hai aur school me back benchers se bezzati karwate hai. Na to inme cool banne ka jigra hota hai aur na hi top krne ka talent. Waise mujhe personally lagta hai ki padhai se coolness ka koi negative relation nahi hai balki high iq aur smart log jyada cool hote hai.